Thursday, September 13, 2007

Welcome to Paradise

Welcome to paradise - Fisher Paradise.

This week - like most weeks - has had it's moments.

First off: no one caught the house on fire. Unfortunately Rami invested in a glass bottle of hair wax. Now the new roomie who moved in this week will never get to be one of the members running around shutting off fire alarms (Daniel) opening windows (Teal) catching other things on fire in the process of putting out the fire (Nitin) or patting out a stove after telling his girlfriend the house could potentially be on fire (Nick). Yes - we will not be able to give Rami another present of a burnt pot, or hide a fire blanket from the landlord on her casual visits.

This week...

Rami locked himself out of his room. Though he could have waited for Lydia to show up - no, let's risk our life and potentially jump from Daniels room to his room. Now, this "short" distance... was not short, so what do Daniel and Rami do?! Oh yes, Daniel stands on a crappy lawn chair and pushes Rami up to the window, where Rami inches his way up over the window still until he is in his room. Oh dear.

What other amazing occurances? Oh yes - because Lydia sucks at getitng things accomplished or completing the tasks she says she will, 3 people have moved out. 3... so what do you know? We get a new fridge, we are getting a double bowled sink, and we are getting a new stove. I think Lydia is coming to understand, you let people live in shit, they will move on. Hopefully she accomplishes the other tasks she's started asap.

If not - we'll just continue to have kitchen conversations discussing how much we 1. dislike her 2. disbelieve her.